Proud Owner of Soiled Undies

Who would have guessed it!

I would definitely like to get my hands on a pair and it will surely be off limits for would-be thieves. Hell, it may even be cordoned off as a hazardous area. What a noble idea. If I were supposed to be looking for something to steal, scavenging through poo stained undies would definitely be struck off my list. Mmm… I bet if the thief really got your precious stuff from the “Brief Safe” then he/she well deserved it for braving through and taking the risk. You can make it stink for real too with a few drops of “Doo Drops”.

The “Brief Safe” is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you’re traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4″ x 10″ secret compartment with Velcro closure and “special markings” on the lower rear portion. Leave the “Brief Safe” in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room – even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will “skid” to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn’t you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown).

A word of advice though for those mama boys/girls who still have their parents doing laundry for them, you might get your dough, love letters, cigarettes, condoms, marijuana, porn, other hidden stash thrown into the washing machine without a second thought and followed by nagging. Worse still when your crime is discovered.

I Wanna Buy Brief Safe

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